xtrollzaya:

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy

Unless I miss my guess, I think this is Garden of Sinners…

I texted her to let her know I’d be picking up her dog tomorrow morning for the Pet-athlon. She replies that she’ll let Dad know, as she’ll be at work. I replied “Yay! \o/”

She then calls me JUST to tell me how cute and funny that \o/ symbol is, and that I’m now her go-to person for fun symbols.

Which meant that she had a ball when I told her what o/ is.

Oh, Mom. You so funny.

I’m not altogether trusting of my car as of late.  Plus, I need exercise.

So, I’m looking into taking the train to and from work, and using my car for errands and days when the weather isn’t/won’t be that great.  Which should prove to be fun - the stations are a mile away from my work and my apartment.  But hey - once upon a time, I walked to and from school, and to and from Jamie’s house.  I can do this.

kiiromiderp:

vinjaryou:

viobliterator:

discosmackdown:

Kitten wields a cataclysmic beak made from string. She developed the talent to spin like a whirlwind and she attacks using a savage stinger that can force attackers to dance a jig. Kitten is known for her unimaginable resistance to mental attack and she has an awe-inspiring agility. Lamentably, Kitten suffers from being sickly.

i

ok

Vio has the power to change shape into a gorilla, however only during a new moon. She has been known to confuse the vision of an antagonist and she has learned to take control of high pressure and bend it to her will. Vio developed the talent to squirt deadly radiation from her tiara toward a single attacker and she is able to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it toward a distant area. Also, she is known for her spectacular ability to see the past, but only when angry. Vio has mastered the ability to communicate with dwarves telepathically. Terribly, Vio becomes clumsy in the presence of sand.

LOLOL WAHT THE F

Steff has learned to sculpt and mold all rock with a thought. She also developed the talent to deflect psionic death and she is able to transform her body into glass, but never during a full moon. Steff has mastered the ability to block deadly radiation and deflect them against multiple attackers and she wades into combat wielding a dangerous morningstar. Also, she resists enemies using a razor-sharp knife that also grants an awesome danger sense and she has a reputation for an extraordinary fortitude. Steff has the power to confuse the vision of a combatant. Sadly, Steff becomes kind of an asshole in the presence of string.

KITTEN I’M ONLY AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF YOUR WEAPON, SOB.

Cyn developed the talent to scan the memories of others. She likewise is able to walk backward in time and she battles foes wielding a savage club made from glass. Cyn has learned to take control of high pressure and bend it to her will, but can only do so once an hour. Tragically, Cyn struggles with being foolish.

WHY HELLO THERE ACCURATE WEAKNESS XD

Diana has the ability to become incorporeal, but only while carrying her tiara. She likewise is able to transform any lion into a beetle, however doing so makes her out of control during combat for five minutes. Diana brandishes a destructive tentacle that can force opponents to freeze in place, but never when concentrating. She resists combatants using a poisonous dagger made from dust and she rides a terrific plane into battle. Diana is known for her startling agility and she can jump up the sides of buildings using a remarkable mech. Additionally, she wrangles with assailants with a frightening laser cannon that also grants an extraordinary intelligence and she can confuse the thinking of an enemy. Unfortunately, Diana takes harm from exposure to rubber.

……..Okay, I think I started laughing like a lunatic at the tentacle bit.  To say nothing of scaling buildings with a mech.

fuckyeahfelines:

His face is purrfection

vicious-violet:

magibuster:

c4ndyr3d:

cerulean-stars:

onimue:

sassy-little-peacock:

basicallygenderless:

karakurikurikara:

karacoin:

dancing-with-the-dandelions:

idance-theirish:

Ohio, Rhode Island, South Carolina and New Hampshire are just like “what, we don’t even get a joke poked at us?”

The World, According to Tumblr. 

Heaven is not mentioned because it is obviously the internet.

Poor old West Virginia

so forgotten

so alone

notice how it says dorthy
DORTHY

FOOBAW!11!!!

Krispy Kreme YOU BETTER FUCKIN’ BELIEVE WE GOT KRISPY MOTHERFUCKIN’ KREME

KRISPY KREME ALL THE WAY.

Vagina.

SUCK IT.
…
I just realized how badly phrased that was. 

I ain’t gonna lie, I say ya’ll all the time. :P

Same, and I don’t care if I say y’all 
 

PEACHES
_{and depression
y’all}

There should be a big red line dividing Illinois to represent I-80

To the south, “Barley and Corn and Rolling Hills”

To the north, “Well-Oiled Political Machine”

kiiromiderp:

vinjaryou:

vivalaevil:

zychel:

I forgot I drew this. Thanks to SOMEONE for reminding me.

DAT ASS B)

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY BABE LOOK.

BUTT.

fuck maturity

vinjaryou replied to your post: vinjaryou replied to your post: vinjaryou replied…

IF YOU DO I WILL KILL YOU I’M ALREADY LIGHTHEADED AND LOSING MY VOICE FROM LAUGHING

DON’T WORRY I WON’T  I CAN’T DRAW HIM FOR SHIT ANYWAYS, SO HE’D LOOK MORE LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A FREAK SHOW :)